Send Peggy out for ice. When she returns, promote her.
19. Dear Don Draper, how do I handle a...
Tell that punk to find a cardboard box, put all his things in it and get out of here.
Remain unconvinced when she says she’s never been loved.
Ignore the fistfight/wastebasket fire in the office and grab a drink with Sterling.
Be honest with your children.
Don’t tell anyone about Jesus. They know about Jesus: either He lives in your heart or He doesn’t.
Button suit coat’s top (two-button) or middle (three-button) button whenever standing - even if just to move to another seat a few feet away - and unbutton while easing into a seat.
Never forget you’re born alone and you die alone.
Smirk while ignoring Joan Holloway’s lustful gaze.
Say something vaguely - yet never willfully - anti-Semitic.