What Would Don Draper Do?

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Jul 10, 2008 7:51pm

21.

Dream of the war.

Jul 10, 2008 7:48pm

20.

Send Peggy out for ice. When she returns, promote her.

Jul 10, 2008 12:21pm

19. Dear Don Draper, how do I handle a passive-aggressive co-worker?

Tell that punk to find a cardboard box, put all his things in it and get out of here.

Jul 10, 2008 12:17pm

18.

Remain unconvinced when she says she’s never been loved.

Jul 10, 2008 12:16pm

17.

Ignore the fistfight/wastebasket fire in the office and grab a drink with Sterling.

Jul 10, 2008 12:15pm

16.

Be honest with your children.

Jul 10, 2008 2:01am

15.

Don’t tell anyone about Jesus. They know about Jesus: either He lives in your heart or He doesn’t.

Jul 10, 2008 1:34am

14.

Button suit coat’s top (two-button) or middle (three-button) button whenever standing - even if just to move to another seat a few feet away - and unbutton while easing into a seat.

Jul 10, 2008 1:22am

13.

Never forget you’re born alone and you die alone.

Jul 9, 2008 1:39am

12.

Smirk while ignoring Joan Holloway’s lustful gaze.

Jul 9, 2008 1:15am

11.

Say something vaguely - yet never willfully - anti-Semitic.

Jul 9, 2008 12:03am
Watched all of Mad Men Thurs/Fri/Sat and loved every minute. As per the inevitable What Would Don Draper Do? meme, here’s ten, day-in-the-life style:
1. Wake up on office couch and change into fresh shirt from reserve stash in desk drawer.
2. Light a Lucky, pour a whiskey.
3. Grab lunch with Sterling and match him drink for drink.
4. Tell Peter Campbell no one’s going to like him if he keeps being such a sniveling little shit.
5. Pour a round of in-office drinks to celebrate your latest brilliant idea with the boys from creative.
6. Send Peggy home early and head down to the Village to sleep with beatnick mistress.
7. Inform mistress’ beatnik friends that their search for meaning is pointless - and they need a shave.
8. Return home and sit down to a nice pot roast with Betts and the kids.
9. Do 100 push-ups on the bedroom floor before bed. Abort and TCB if Betts is giving you that look.
10. Read a classic until Betts falls asleep, then retire to your home office and call her shrink for the lowdown.
No order is set, just your constitution. 
[img via skeetonmischa]

Watched all of Mad Men Thurs/Fri/Sat and loved every minute. As per the inevitable What Would Don Draper Do? meme, here’s ten, day-in-the-life style:

1. Wake up on office couch and change into fresh shirt from reserve stash in desk drawer.

2. Light a Lucky, pour a whiskey.

3. Grab lunch with Sterling and match him drink for drink.

4. Tell Peter Campbell no one’s going to like him if he keeps being such a sniveling little shit.

5. Pour a round of in-office drinks to celebrate your latest brilliant idea with the boys from creative.

6. Send Peggy home early and head down to the Village to sleep with beatnick mistress.

7. Inform mistress’ beatnik friends that their search for meaning is pointless - and they need a shave.

8. Return home and sit down to a nice pot roast with Betts and the kids.

9. Do 100 push-ups on the bedroom floor before bed. Abort and TCB if Betts is giving you that look.

10. Read a classic until Betts falls asleep, then retire to your home office and call her shrink for the lowdown.

No order is set, just your constitution. 

[img via skeetonmischa]

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